A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...