Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
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An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...