Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...