A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...