Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!