Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Bored? Try these!
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...