Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...