Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...