Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...