Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...