Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...