Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...