Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...