If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...