Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!