Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!