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My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
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A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
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It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
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His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
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My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
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