A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...