Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...