What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
I have bad news
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Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Stock market report
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Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...