Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
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Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
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There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
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Grape and Elephant
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For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
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