A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...