All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...