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Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...