Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...