58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...