Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...