Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...