What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...