Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...