A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...