Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...