Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...