My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...