I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...