A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...