What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...