If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...