Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...