Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...