insults part 1
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Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Undecided
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I’m John The Baptist
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Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...