20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.