Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Is she feeling any better?
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The family of tomatoes
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NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.