What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!