Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...