How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!