A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...