Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...