Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....