Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...