Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost