Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...