Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...