Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
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Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
All the strange names
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Stupid Insults 26/31
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Guaranteed visits
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Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...