Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...